I’m referring, of course, to the corporate revolt against Texas’s new pro-life law, Senate Bill 8, proscribing most abortions after six weeks of pregnancy. The prospect of its implementation drew the ire of several local tech companies, including Austin-based Bumble and Dallas-based Match. “Bumble is woman-founded and women-led, and from day one we’ve stood up for the most vulnerable,” said Bumble in an Instagram statement vowing to fight S.B. 8 (the vulnerability of the preborn human being threatened by scissors and suction tubes was lost on a firm that facilitates random hookups).