For the last six weeks, a cosmic force has possessed my girlfriend. The symptoms of this malady are largely the inability to stop talking about one topic, and a maniacal look printed over the eyes. That’s nothing new—they’re hysterical by nature. You must know to whom I refer?
Perhaps it’s outmoded to observe and opine upon such stereotypes, but the stereotypical is so often typical. Can you believe we allow them to vote, to drive, to operate machinery? Of course, by ‘they’ and ‘them’ I’m referring to those millions of men and women who’ve spent the last six weeks mainlining into their veins the narcotic spectacle which was the Amber Heard-Johnny Depp trial.
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