Have you ever the displeasure of meeting a racist three-month-old baby? Perhaps you’ve encountered on your travels racially-biased five-year-olds who display racial preferences and a strong bias in favour of whiteness.
Just yesterday, I endured the iniquity of such a dreadful scamp. These suppurating little bastards, doubtless dragged up by Brexit-voting bovine, are more common than one might like to admit.
I was en route to the off-licence to restock my ever-dwindling supply of tobacco and Portuguese wine, when a single mother with a stroller in tow, accosted me. A traumatic encounter ensued.
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